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Inspired by the Clallam County Watchdog article, From Hoboken to Clallam: How Did We Get Here?
Talk about meme-spirational! The sentiments from Mike French in yesterday’s Clallam County Watchdog article deserve to be pointed out and memed:
“The focus right now is on finger-pointing,” French said, arguing that saying people are coming from somewhere else and “they’re not our community” risks becoming “an abdication of our responsibility.”
Does French know that all he did with his statement was deflect and avoid his own responsibilities as commissioner by blaming finger-pointing from citizens?
Well, what else are citizens supposed to do? When they see a problem, they point it:
And as the Watchdog pointed out:
How do you build public confidence in that strategy if the underlying problem is still being debated?
So, why is it wrong for citizens to point out the problems they’re seeing when the ‘leaders’ can’t even figure out what the problems are?
If the people in charge want finger-pointing to stop, then they should work harder at figuring out what the problems are and adjust policies accordingly:
I’m sure, though, that taking the week off will help resolve the problems, or at least minimize any finger-pointing aimed at elected officials from the voting citizenry:
Granted, that doesn’t mean elected officials will get any time off from pointing their fingers at themselves during quiet moments of deep deflection:
Finally, in response to Mike French’s suggestion that the remoteness of Clallam County could be why people with warrants show up out here:
[French] went on to suggest that Clallam County’s remoteness could be a factor, noting that if someone has a warrant elsewhere, “you go to the remote place, right?”
I utilized ChatGPT to compile a list of 10 places more remote than Port Angeles, in the lower contiguous 48 states; the list was compiled based on how Port Angeles compares to those 10 areas when it comes to law enforcement capabilities and harm reduction services:
Here’s a ranked list (lower-48 only) from most hands-off → most strict law enforcement environments, while also factoring in:
Actual enforcement presence (coverage, response time)
Typical incarceration patterns (hold vs release/transfer)
Harm reduction availability
🧭 Key before the ranking (important nuance)
Across rural America:
Low presence ≠ lenient system
Many rural areas:
Have very few officers
But higher arrest/incarceration rates per capita (ICJIA)
Jail reality:
Often no local jail → regional jail or quick transfer/release
Harm reduction:
Only ~18% of rural residents are within 30 minutes of services (ScienceDirect)
So the ranking reflects lived reality, not just laws on paper.
🏜️ Ranked: Most hands-off → most strict
1. Stehekin, Washington
(Most hands-off overall)
Law enforcement:
Near-zero constant presence (National Park Service + occasional county sheriff)
Response times can be hours
Incarceration pattern:
No local jail → removal by boat/plane
Practical reality: very low arrest frequency
Harm reduction:
None locally
Must travel out (Chelan/Seattle region)
👉 Compared to Port Angeles:
Far less enforcement + far less services2. Supai, Arizona
Law enforcement:
Tribal police; limited staffing
Geographic isolation = very low enforcement frequency
Incarceration:
Tribal + federal overlap
Serious cases removed; minor issues often handled locally
Harm reduction:
Minimal to none locally
👉 Pattern: hands-off by logistics, not policy
3. Mentone, Texas
Law enforcement:
County sheriff only; may cover hundreds of miles
Intermittent presence
Incarceration:
Regional jail use
Texas system tends toward detention over diversion
Harm reduction:
Very limited (Texas restrictions)
👉 Low presence + stricter legal system
4. Gabbs, Nevada
Law enforcement:
Sparse county coverage
Incarceration:
Regional handling; small jail capacity
Harm reduction:
Exists in Nevada but patchy and controversial
👉 Transition zone: hands-off day-to-day, mixed policy environment
5. Jordan Valley, Oregon
Law enforcement:
Very thin patrol coverage
Incarceration:
Oregon uses more diversion than many states
Some offenders released or cited vs jailed
Harm reduction:
Legal and supported—but hard to access locally
👉 Low presence + relatively progressive policy
6. Hanksville, Utah
Law enforcement:
Sparse but more structured than ultra-remote towns
Incarceration:
Utah system tends toward enforcement of drug laws
Harm reduction:
Limited access; fewer programs
👉 Moderate strictness despite low staffing
7. Terlingua / Study Butte, Texas
Law enforcement:
Mix of county + federal (park rangers)
Targeted enforcement spikes (tourism, border proximity)
Incarceration:
Texas = higher likelihood of detention vs release
Harm reduction:
Minimal
👉 Feels hands-off until it suddenly isn’t
8. Trona, California
Law enforcement:
Limited staffing but more consistent than most on this list
Incarceration:
California trends toward:
Cite-and-release
Lower-level diversion
Harm reduction:
Strongest on this list
Mobile outreach, naloxone, syringe access (regional)
👉 More services + more consistent enforcement
9. Alpine, Texas
Law enforcement:
Regional hub → more officers, more consistency
Incarceration:
Texas system → higher incarceration likelihood
Harm reduction:
Limited
👉 Structured enforcement + limited services
10. Ely, Nevada
(Most “strict-feeling” overall)
Law enforcement:
Still rural, but comparatively more staffed and active
Incarceration:
Nevada rural systems often rely on jail detention
Fewer diversion options than West Coast states
Harm reduction:
Limited but emerging
👉 Highest enforcement consistency on this list
🧠 The real pattern (this is the key insight)
1. “Hands-off” usually means:
Not enough officers
Not enough infrastructure
Not a policy choice
2. Rural justice systems often:
Arrest less often (because fewer encounters)
But incarcerate more when they do act (ICJIA)
3. Harm reduction is the biggest divider:
West Coast rural: exists but hard to reach
Southwest/Texas: largely absent
Nationwide: rural access is extremely limited (ScienceDirect)
Bottom line
If you rank purely by lived experience:
Most hands-off: Stehekin, Supai
Hybrid (low presence, mixed enforcement): Gabbs, Jordan Valley
Strictest environments: Texas + parts of Nevada/Utah
And compared to all of them, Port Angeles sits in a rare middle ground:
Consistent policing
Lower incarceration pressure than many rural regions
And significantly better access to harm reduction
I’m sure lower incarceration pressure and better access to harm reduction has nothing to do with the problems out here, because the real problems are the finger-pointers.
It’s a good thing the non-finger-pointing county commissioners are on the job…or at least they will be next week.
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If it’s one the he big the current commissioners are good at, it’s giving the county’s concerned citizens the finger. 😎
Good morning CJ,
Mike has gotten almost as good as Mark for deflecting the issues. Next thing you know they'll publish their own feel good articles on how well they are doing...Ha already covered by citizen Ozias...Bleh.
Thanks for the memes and finding Steheken, WA.
that's work.
Have a great day!